tyulipan:

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 82,985 notes

thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 117,552 notes
Tagged as: #hp 
Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I shall end up an old maid.
- Elizabeth Bennett, “Pride and Prejudice” (via demisexualquotes)
3 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 48 notes
Tagged as: #quotes 

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
3 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 103,781 notes
Tagged as: #sexualities 
We are little shits. 

We are little shits. 

5 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 1 note
NASA has named a mountain on Mars ‘GISHWHES’.
- Misha Collins (via theoverlordmisha)
5 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 1,862 notes
dispatchrabbi:

crime-and-puns:


*sets entire english language on fire*


So this is actually a half-cool half-frustrating phenomenon called a cran morpheme.

Cran morphemes are morphemes that don’t have a meaning outside of the thing they designate. The ur-example, of course, is cranberry. Unlike blueberry (blue + berry), where the first morpheme is somewhat descriptive of the actual berry itself (blueberries are, after all, blueish), the cran- in cranberry doesn’t give you any more help than “this designates the type of berry we call cranberries”. The snozz- of snozzberry is similar.

It is true that cran- comes eventually from “crane” and that cranberries might have been named that because cranes ate them or something, but appealing to this invokes the etymological fallacy. That is, no one who uses or learns the word today thinks of cranes when they talk about cranberries. (Etymologists, lexicographers, and linguists don’t count as native speakers, as usual.)

Even so, the etymology doesn’t help us here, because the word that the cuttle- of cuttlefish comes from just means “cuttlefish” anyway. It’s cuttles all the way down.

dispatchrabbi:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

So this is actually a half-cool half-frustrating phenomenon called a cran morpheme.

Cran morphemes are morphemes that don’t have a meaning outside of the thing they designate. The ur-example, of course, is cranberry. Unlike blueberry (blue + berry), where the first morpheme is somewhat descriptive of the actual berry itself (blueberries are, after all, blueish), the cran- in cranberry doesn’t give you any more help than “this designates the type of berry we call cranberries”. The snozz- of snozzberry is similar.

It is true that cran- comes eventually from “crane” and that cranberries might have been named that because cranes ate them or something, but appealing to this invokes the etymological fallacy. That is, no one who uses or learns the word today thinks of cranes when they talk about cranberries. (Etymologists, lexicographers, and linguists don’t count as native speakers, as usual.)

Even so, the etymology doesn’t help us here, because the word that the cuttle- of cuttlefish comes from just means “cuttlefish” anyway. It’s cuttles all the way down.

5 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 8,662 notes
Tagged as: #language 

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

5 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 139,185 notes
Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.
- Lemony Snicket
5 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 3 notes

itsjustjensen:

Shelby’s tags: #i mean what a little shit#oh we’re all going to lift jared#cool man#let me help#i’ll hold him with my finger#just doing my part#workin hard

6 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 44,350 notes
Tagged as: #j2 #spn 
6 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 20,788 notes
Tagged as: #fma #quotes 
Knee caps.

Knee caps.

9 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 3 notes
A summation of the Common Ground Fair.

A summation of the Common Ground Fair.

9 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 1 note

Some highlights from the Common Ground Fair 2014 in Unity, ME.

9 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
God damn it, there are nice things in the world- and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
- J.D. Salinger, Franny & Zooey (via uglierer)
1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 10,807 notes
Tagged as: #quotes 
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sleep is the best medicine.
If anything, this blog serves to catalog my dissent into madness. (The URL is a combo of some inside jokes explained in the link, Yours Truly)

FANDOMS: Avatar the Last Airbender, Blood +, Downton Abbey, Dr. Who, Good Eats, Harry Potter, Lost Girl, Sherlock, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Supernatural, Tea, Welcome to Night Vale, The West Wing
AUTHORS: Robert Burns, Chuck Palahniuk, Neal Shusterman, Howard Zinn
SHIPS: The Doctor/Rose, Destiel, Haji/Saya
BROTPS: Colin Mochrie/Ryan Stiles, Ten/Donna, Science Bros, JD/Turk
HEARTBREAKERS: Severus Snape, Bruce Banner, Castiel, Bobby Singer
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